What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Dr No

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.